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geeksquadgangbang:

Bill Maher on the criticism he’s received for his views on religion, his film, Religulous, specifically.

yelled:

when you wake up early in the morning and sit on the edge of your bed like

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lego-my-egg:

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abbyjean:

Charts from OKCupid, showing how straight women and men rate each other based on ages. For women, the men they find most attractive are roughly their own age. For men, the women they find most attractive are roughly the same age - 20 to 23 - regardless of the age of the man. (538)

Good fucking Christ.

men are shit

daily reminder that men are fucking gross, as if you need one

WOW OK

FIRST OF ALL NO ONE HAS VIRTUALLY ANY CONTROL OVER WHO THEY FIND ATTRACTIVE

BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY

THERE’S THIS THING THAT FUCKING HAPPENED CALLED FUCKING EVOLUTIONWHICH YOU SHITSTAINS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT IF YOUVE TAKEN A SINGLE DAY OF SCIENCE CLASS.

EVOLUTION SHAPED EVERY SINGLE ONE OF OUR CURRENT SEXUAL BEHAVIORS. ITS ONLY JOB WAS TO MAKE SURE THAT OUR ANCESTORS HAD THE MOST SUITABLE TRAITS TO RAISE LOTS OF HEALTHY BABIES.

WHAT DID THAT MEAN FOR WOMEN?? WELL LET ME TELL YOU THAT BABIES ARE A SHITLOAD OF WORK. SO CAVEWOMEN HAD TO FIND A MATE THAT WAS NOT ONLY GENETICALLY SUITABLE BUT ALSO SEEMED LIKE HE WOULD STICK AROUND AND TAKE CARE OF THE FUCKING BABY. A REAL MATURE TRUSTWORTHY KINDA GUY. I.E., SOMEONE HER OWN AGE PROBABLY.

AND MEN???? WELL, SHIT, ALL THEY NEEDED TO DO WAS MAKE SURE THEIR SPERM WENT TOWARDS MAKING A HEALTHY ASS BABY. YOU KNOW WHO USUALLY GIVES BIRTH TO HEALTHY BABIES? YOUNG WOMEN. AS WOMEN AGE THE RISK OF NATURAL GENETIC DEFECTS INCREASES EXPONENTIALLY.

MEN BEING ATTRACTED TO YOUNG WOMEN IS NOT A CHOICE ON THEIR PART, AND IT IS NOT “DISGUSTING” OR EVIDENCE THAT MEN ARE “SHIT”. IT IS A BIOLOGICALLY, EVOLUTIONARILY ENCODED TRAIT. AND FURTHERMORE, BEING ATTRACTED TO YOUNG WOMEN IS NOT THE SAME THING AS CHASING AFTER OR HARRASSING THEM. THIS CHART SAYS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT MORAL CHARACTER.

FUCKING SHIT, I AM A YOUNG LESBIAN. IF ANYTHING I SHOULD FEEL THE MOST VICTIMIZED BY THIS CHART.

BUT I DON’T. BECAUSE I UNDERSTAND FUCKING SCIENCE. GOODBYE

thank you dear lord, I love seeing more and more of these posts

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